if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous
or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me
the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
when i remember something embarrassing i did years ago
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
wtf is a spaghetti strap shirt i read this whole post imaging a girl wearing a shirt made of spaghetti i dont understand???????????
It’s weird to think that people i havent even met have an opinion about me
People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with.
Why is everybody afraid of love?
Where am I going to be in 10 years