Chicago
if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous
or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me
the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
(via tyleroakley)
when i remember something embarrassing i did years ago
(Source: cyberblogging, via littlelambramon)
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
(via littlelambramon)
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
wtf is a spaghetti strap shirt i read this whole post imaging a girl wearing a shirt made of spaghetti i dont understand???????????
It’s weird to think that people i havent even met have an opinion about me
(via littlelambramon)
People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with.
(Source: tobagogray, via byepeasant)
Why is everybody afraid of love?
(Source: minccinorris, via tastefullyoffensive)
Where am I going to be in 10 years
